Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Dildroid

It's the app you've all been waiting for. Well actually just one of you asked for it to be reviewed, but here it is.

I think the name says it all. The main screen has the Android robot. You drag his head up and the further you drag his head up, the faster the phone vibrates. The vibrations start with delayed vibrations, then the further you drag the Android head up, the shorter the delays until you get to the highest setting, which is a constant vibrate.

You can also send DSMS (Dildroid SMS) messages to people with Dildroid installed. The types of "vibrations" you can send via DSMS are a "Slow massage", "maximum pitch captain" and "orgasmic crescendo". I might install it on a friend's phone, and send him an "orgamsmic crescendo" when he's in a lecture.

The app is free, and can be found on the Market by searching for "Dildroid".

65 comments:

  1. hahaha that's amazing. daily love for you, return favor!

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  2. Makes your power go wooosh after like 2 minutes but its fun! My gf enjoys it ;-)

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  3. Haha Vincent, I'm sure she does :P

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  4. D: WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS!?

    Anyway, made me lol'd ^^

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  5. Although I'm a blackberry girl, this app alone has done more for me than any iphone commercial. Definitely going to look at an android as my next phone lol

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  6. 20 minutes upstairs with this app and it'll change your religious beliefs, from what I've heard.

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  7. At first I thought it was a bad pun or I had my head in the gutter.

    Then I realized they were serious.

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  8. I'm thinking about switching over

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  9. Hahaha, yay you reviewed it for me ;)

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  10. do what u want couse a pirate is free!You're a Pirate!!
    cool!suppin bro :)
    check both my blogs are interesting! ;)

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  11. can i use this on my apple fanboi friends?

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  12. haha, yeah we al lwaited for this app :)

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  13. Haha, nice one! Should get it ASAP.

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  14. Ooo, yay for an Android specific blog. Will definitely check out cool stuff for my Incredible.

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  15. you just tought me something new

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  16. pop it in a plastic bag, tada!

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  17. you just tought me something new

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  18. nice post!;)
    i like it;)
    supportin & follow you;)

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  19. Woooaaaahhh, your blog looks awesome now! :)

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  20. Your blog is nice... the post.. meh. I have no use for a vibrating phone.

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  21. do they have one that will withstand the rigors of anal insertion? I need to know for my cousin...

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  22. holy poopies! =O Thats da farting poopies, man!

    smoochies though!

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  23. Haha wow, they got an app for everything.

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  24. Btw, just a little thing about your design: on my screen (1920x1080), I get a pink bar each side wich isn't really esthetic :)

    I would at least put the background color on black to make that better!

    The wallpaper and the header match quite nicely, but I would've saw a background a little more dark to make it even better ^^

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  25. Haha you're right this IS relevant to my interests :D

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  26. @Cynthia - Strange. I use 1920x1080 too and its fine for me. I'll have a look though.

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  27. Hahah, what do they come up with :D

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  28. Great blog, man!

    Hope you`ll check out mine as well.

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  29. my phone is still in the stone age man =/

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